# tblEvents

Comment:
This is the second occurence of this error. If this happens again, perhaps we should have our data lines tested. (This would be a comment entered by the user ... all though more polite than many.)


Comment:
Well, here's the bloody error again -- maybe we'd better get tech support down here to check these lines. !!!!


Comment:
Restored database from CD, performed download of updates, database corrupted after merger -- problem with download?


Comment:
Same as last -- problem must lie in download …


# tblMessages

Message:
All coffeepots in the building are currently empty resulting in a general sonambulance among the coding staff


Message:
As part of a regularly scheduled update, new information has been added to the MicroGigantic database files.


Message:
Your request can not be processed due to insufficient information


Message:
The Cromoflatzer blew chunks. Contact your superviasor


Message:
Due solely to our regretful incompetence, we are most sorrowful to report that we are unable to process your most elegant  input in the current format


Message:
The automatic download of the MicroGigantic database update contains checksum errors rendering the information invalid.


Message:
Internal consistency checks suggest that the MicroGigantic database has become corrupted and is unreliable.


Message:
The stage controller is not responding to the initialization routine


